I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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