never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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