Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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