i don't like sucking hair
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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