exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
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Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
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I need to sanitize my soul.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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