capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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