There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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