went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
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from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
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It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
be right there i have to get my cape
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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