so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Randomize
