He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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