Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
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Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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