PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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