do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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