Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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