You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
if i can run in heels then i can drive
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Text me some of your sweat
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