alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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