it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
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Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
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That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
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