i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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