Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
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Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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