Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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