who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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