I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
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When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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