SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
