Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
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this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
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No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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