if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
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If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
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He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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