Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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