Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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