I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
That's how pantless uber rides happen
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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