He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
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siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
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I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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