six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
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I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
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Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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