So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
accomplished twins. life is a go
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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