i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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