I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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