She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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