Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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