I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
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You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
FUCK WHALES
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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