this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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