hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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