is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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