So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
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Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
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So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Randomize