The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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