I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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