It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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