i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Also, beer. Big fan.
MIDGETS
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So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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