At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
There's always time for handjobs
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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