: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
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She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
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My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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