Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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