I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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