I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
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And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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