I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
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I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
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So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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