I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
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I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize