Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
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I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
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I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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