dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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