So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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