I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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