Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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