and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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