yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
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I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
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Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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